Hillary Clinton Needed Chardonnay to Process Donald Trump’s Win and We’re Like, “Same”

5/26/175/26/17 On May 26, Hillary Clinton delivered the commencement speech at her very own alma mater, Wellesley College. During the speech, she reflected on her own graduation and, of course, the recent presidential election. Though there were many highlights, the most powerful moments related to the current state of the

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Boehner Describes the Majority of Trump’s Presidency as a “Complete Disaster”

5/26/175/26/17 Even former Republican Speaker of the House John Boehner thinks Donald Trump‘s administration is a disaster. While addressing the KPMG Global Energy Conference on May 26, the perpetually tan Boehner shared his rather rough assessment of Trump’s presidency with the audience. After conceding that Trump’s aggressive position on ISIS

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FYI, The Pope Didn’t Really Slap Donald Trump’s Hand Away (Unfortunately)

After photos from President Trump’s visit to the Vatican began circulating, there almost wasn’t any need for comedians to make light of the situation. Pope Francis looked severely unhappy with the entire situation, and they say that a picture’s worth a thousand words . . . but who cares about

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A Lawmaker Thinks People Who Want Confederate Monuments Removed Should Be “Lynched”

Louisiana’s laudable decision to remove its Confederate monuments has, regrettably, become controversial. Protesters have flocked to the sites, which they say represent history (as opposed to abject racism). The ire has now spilled across state lines — a Mississippi state representative expressed his opposition to Louisiana’s removal of these statues

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Obama’s Former Photographer Artfully Shades Trump With Michelle and Barack Hand-Holding Photo

5/23/175/23/17 Holding hands. A post shared by Pete Souza (@petesouza) on May 23, 2017 at 7:53am PDT It’s no secret that Pete Souza, who was the White House photographer during the Obama administration, appears not to think too highly of President Donald Trump. For seemingly every Trump flub, the photographer

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